You Know You're Obsessed With Rupert When...




• You see the movie 10 times just to see him!
• You cover your walls and locker with pictures of him!
• You kiss them all every morning and every night!
• You carry a picture of him wherever you go!
• You get people to call you Mrs.Grint!
• You send him letters and when he doesn't reply you send more!
• You stalk him on the Newsround message boards!
• You search for his e-mail address on the internet!
• You search for his home address on the internet!
• You memorize his family members names and birthdays!
• You make a website for him!
• You start a religion called "Rupertism"!
• You beg your parents to move to England so you can be closer to him!
• You move to England so you can be closer to him!
• You try for the role of Fleur Delacour just so you can kiss him!
• people make fun of him you vow never to speak to them again!
• memorize all his lines and say them whenever possible!
• dream about him every night!
• buy the Harry Potter computer game so you can see him but break it in rage when it looks nothing like him!
• You daydream about meeting him!
• You actually get convinced that he's your boyfriend!
• You think he looks totally hot in Thunderpants! *that's me*
• You make up a song about him and sing it at a talent show.(I did that,I made it up w/ my guitar)
• u start to cry when stupid littlethings happen to him that u suddenly find out (like when his vioce changed,i dunno y i take things like that get to me) probably cuz gurlz whoo live in different countrys r dyin cuz they 're missin it!!
• when u sit on the computer & stare at his pic fur 6 hours
• watch the movie 3 times every day( Im have done that but im really not that pathetic, i do have a life.) *Webmistress' note: I do that too! lol*
• u rewined his smiles and looks over and over in the movie
• and think his feet are hot
• when ever hear sad love songs on the radio u switch the name to rupert ( like i wanna be with you instead i wanna be with rupert!) and sing it really loud
• when u look out the window & imagine him walkin down the street & then think up wut u would do!!
• u wanna die ur hair orange
• write to talk show hosts & ask if u can be on the show next time ruperts on (becuz ur his #1 fan,& u have no money!!)**i have done that
• think about makin a boat with every one whos obsessed that lives ovaseas & float ur way to him!]
• You see him besides Emma Watson and you seem to hate her.
• You become sensible after looking at his pictures
• You have 1,000 pics of him in your computer
• Your e-mail has his name, like my hotmail e-mail!
• In the streets you try to find red-heared boys.
• U get jealous of emma watson even next to him.
• U get yur friends to call yur last name grint and if they don't u get mad.
• u start singing a little chant that goes like this: Hey rupert yur so fine yur so fine u blow my mind hey rupert,hey,hey,hey rupert!
• and yur new motto is: god made coke god made pepsi god made rupert so darn sexy
• when u start crying in the scene when he gets blown off the horse.
• u have t-shirts with pics of him .
• u want yur b.d cake 2 say rupert and yur name.
• u iron on yur pants things that say"rupert girl".
• u own a pair of ron weasly underware.
• u put in yur shoe a picture of rupert,for the track relay race for good luck.
• u paint yur nails purple,then use a lighter color to spell ruperts name in yur nails.
• get a tatto set and write things on it like"rupert grint forever."
• blame yur parents for not having enough kids to be like ruperts family (My note: Mine did! hehehe)
• call yur mom jo and dad nigel
• call yur sister yur favorite grint name out of the grint family.
• eat the booger bernie bot bean then do ruperts face impression on purpose that he did when he ate it.
• write rupert on yur shoes in black permanent marker.
• when boys ask u out u say,already takin and tell them ruperts yur b/f cause they have no clue who he is.
• have him as a computer wall paper.
• do a slide show on him
• You make up a song about how sexy he is and sing it everywhere you go
• You dye your hair red
• You watch the movie in choir and repeat every line of his and almost as soon as he comes on the screen your entire class knows you like him....that happened :)
• You walk in the mall with your boyfriend and talk about how much you love Rupert heehee
• you buy all the ron weasley merchandise
• you buy the VHS and DVD in case something happens to one of them
• you day dream about dreaming about him......if that makes any sense.....
• you buy all the coloring books and just color in ron
• you always say wicked......in the accent.....
• You say "Cool", "Wicked" and "Brilliant" EVERYTIME!
• You write tons of poems for him.
• Your nick-name on MSN is "I LUV RUPERT!"
• When you see another cutie boy you think you're cheating Rupert!
• You print his entire Biographyyou correct people,when they say the wrong thing about rupert like"his eyes are brown"and u say"no there not,there green ,so ha!"
• You tell your diary how much you luv him.
• You learn how to play Chess, to be as good as Ron for it!
• You want to have a rat as a pet.
• ur up at three in the morning online goin on websites of him!!
• cut out his pic make a big paper heart,tape him to it & put it on ur wall
• u have ova 100 pics of him!!
• when u see a pic of emma standin next to him & u find ur self wanting to yell at it & rip it up & stomp on it!!
• you tell so many people at school about them,they don't wanna hang around you anymore
• you correct people,when they say the wrong thing about rupert like"his eyes are brown"and u say"no there not,there green ,so ha!"
• your password for most things is rupert or grint
• when people think they know everything about rupert you quiz them on how much they know that you know
• go out to the mall holding posters saying"vote for rupert".
• when play harry potter either sex (m/f)u wanna play ron.
• when u play the rythm game u use words like "rupert,grint,james,gorgina,jo,nigel,cahrrolette,samantha"
• when u make little picture books off him & u carry it where eva u go
• every love song u hear it always makes u think of him (well i neva stop thinkin bout him so it wouldnt matter if im listenin to a song...!!!;)
• u start to sing "Don't Stop Thinkin About Rupert, Don't Stop, He Will Soon Be Here""

• You Start To Sing: 
  I love you and I need you Rupert, 
  I love you, I do 
  Need you 
  No matter what I do 
  All I think about is you 
  Even when I'm with my Boo 
  Boy, you know I'm crazy over you 
  No matter what I do 
  All I think about is you 
  Even when I'm with my Boo 
  You know I'm crazy over you 
  (to the tune of Nelly-Dilemma) 

• u start to sing
  Rupert, Rupert
  Give Me The News
  I Got A Bad Case
  Of Lovin You
  (to the tune of Robert Palmer-Bad Case Of Lovin You)
• When you see Rupert somewhere you annoy everyone by repeating "Rupert was on tv, the big screen,the poster, etc.
• When you see a boy with ginger hair you look back to check it's not Rupert.
• You sing songs like Wherever,Whenever ,baby light my fire,etc add yours and Ruperts name.
• You get really close to Rupert days the day after you had a dream were Rupert didn't fall off a cliff,gets chased by some bulls, gets drown,etc.
• You talk to your mum,sister,friends about there crush on Backstreet boys,Westlife,Cliff Richard,etc.
• You dress up when ever you go anywhere near Hertfordshire.
• You wish you lived in Hertfordshire.
• You wish you where the same age as Rupert.
• You call Rupert your Rupert. (last 10 by Emma J.)
• you call the greyhound bus station to see how much it will be for a roud trip to new york for the cos primere! (me and my friends did its 270!!!) were doing it!
• spend a day & ahalf in a greyhound bus to go to the premiere in ny,im lookin ford to it!!!!!right rach & audrey (luv lin)
• You think his hair is sexy!
• when u find out he loves ham, u start to love ham, or when u find out about something he loves, u love it too now
• That you tell your best friends that you LOVE Rupert Grint and they don't talk to you for 3 months (NOTE:It happened to me Stacy)
• YOU SING WHENEVER,WHEREVER AND YUR FAVORITE LINE IS"BABY I WOLD CLIMB THE ANDES SOLEY ,JUST TO COUNT THE FRECKELS ON RUPERTS BODY"
• when ever u fail things thinking of him
• u drem u mary him 24/7
• u dont iven know there othere ppl in the movie(i have dvd i zoom in)
• think if he has a six back (he does)
• i want to live in England when i grow up(i do)
• You throw a birthday party for him! (Happy birthday baby!)
• if anyone says something bad about him, u hit them and won't talk to them for months.
• U don't care what he looks like u think it's the inside that counts.
• U save lot's of pics of him on the computer.
• U feel like soulmates# (last three by Emma J again)
• 4 his b day u have a huge party with tons of ppl.>> make cake>> die ur hair red>> go out to eat>>sing happy b day about 50 times>>& just have a b day party as if rupert were there!!
• u talk about him so much, & know so much about him that ur friends that didnt even know about harry potter or rupert are know experts on the subject!! (yes, that has happened to about 4 of my friends!!
• ur whole favorites list is only websites on rupert!!
• ur buddy list is only ppl u met online or ur friends that love rupert (entitled RG ppl. 4 me!)
• When you have a framed picture of Rupert in your house.
• When you get a quidditch bed-spread just b-cuz Ron has one.
• at the end of your nightime prayer you say " and let Rupert and I be as blessed as us falling in love at first site and getting married. if u are from finland, u have 10 to englis and u do extra!
• when u & ur 2 best friends go on an international television show because u want to meet rupert (& just becuz of him!!)
• you spend hours and hours in front of your computer, watching the HP and COS premiere just to get a glimpse of Rupert.
• I cant stop thinking about him and i lose my mind and ant think about anything else and it has really happened to me......... EVERY DAY LOL
• You are desperate to dye your hair orange just so you can look like him.
• On message boards and chat rooms you make up a ron/rupert related name. eg. rupert_grint_lover. (or in my case ron_rocks_my_socks)!
• You fantasize about him all day and all night long.
• You pee your pants everytime he comes on TV.
• You keep repeating his HP lines in everyday life. eg. that was bloody brilliant.
• Your bedroom is no longer a bedroom, just a shrine to Ron.
• You hate Hermione because you're sure Ron has a crush on her.
• Whenever someone says your name you reply: "Yes, Ron?" because you were daydreaming about him. (You even say this to girls)
• Your folders, books and other stationary are covered with ron pictures and stickers and sentences like "I love Ron forever" and "Ron Rules" and "Death to Hermione"
• Your friends begin to worry about you because you talk about him all the time.
• Your friends get sick of you talking about Ron and leave you by yourself. (normally you continue talking about Ron....to yourself!
• You plan to change your last name to Weasley or Grint as soon as your old enough.
• Even better, you plan to marry Rupert then your last name will be Grint :)
• You dedicate your whole life to Ron.
• You name all your teddies, plants, christmas tree decorations, french fries, etc. Ron or Rupert.
• You write songs about him. (kate and I wrote a great one to the tune of Sk8er Boi)!
• Everytime you see the colour orange you think of Ron's hair. (or just Ron himself)
• You watch Harry Potter a million times just to see Rupert.
• You rewind Rons lines over and over again until you ruin the video/DVD.
• You scream or clap whenver Ron/Rupert comes on the screen. (Kate and I did that when we watched it at school)!
• You talk constantly to your family about Ron. (Luckily my mom's favourite HP character is Ron)!
• You answer every question with Ron or Rupert. Even school tests!
• You actually bother to write reason that show you love Ron. (like me)!
• You actually bother to read this.
• You want to start a Rupert fan club, but none of your friends want to join.
• You start the club anyway even though your the only member.
• You watch the HP Oprah special over and over just to see Rupert. (like me)!
• When your older you plan to name your child Ron if it's a boy and Ronette if it's a girl.
• You make sure that you marry someone called Ron or Rupert. (unless you marry the real thing)
• You paste your face over Hermione's face whenever theres a picture of her and Ron.
• u hate the part in Thunderpants when Rupert gets slapped.
• u buy THUNDERPANTS and make your mates watch it.
• u show your mates his hand shake thing.
• U sneer and hiss when Emma's sitting next 2 Rupert on TV.
• U take a picture of him 2 school with U.
• U send stuff 2 Gr8 Rupert Grint website and U log on everyday and check the updates.
• U send him a really soppy love letter.
• U What 2 change your name 2 Grint.
• U search the intrenet 4 a Rupert Grint fan club U can join.
• When U find out Rupert's going 2 B in a movie U go and C it straight away.
• U keep saying his lines from his films.(all eleven above by Emma J )
• You walk around school (and wherever you may happen to go, such as the mall) with a Rupert sticker plastered on your forehead.
• You buy a rat and name it Scabbers just for the sake of having something in common with Ron Weasley.
• You spend hours trying to use numbers to spell out "Ron" or "Rupert" on your calculator. (It took me forever! ;) )
• You compare every cute guy who isn't Rupert (is there such a thing?!) and rate how Rupert-ish they are.
• Instead of saying just plain "Ron" or "Rupert", it's a pet name such as "ickle Ronniekins", "Rupie", or "Ruperoo!" (thanks to Leanna for that one)
• You absent-mindedly sit around repeating Rons more well known lines and saying stuff like "I love Ron."
• You carry around a little Ron figurine everywhere you go. (I've got mine with me now!)
• You're convinced the figurine is real.
• You try and convince everyone the figurine is real.
• You give the figurine lots of hugs and kisses.
• You cry when somebody tells you the figurine isn't real.
• You make Rupert wallpaper and put it on your computer until your brother changes it :( (normally I just tell my mom when he does that)
• It drives you crazy that you live on the other side of the world from Rupert. (I went insane once because of that!)
• You and your friend put a sign on one of the cupboards in your classroom saying Ron's cupboard. (Kate and I did that. It stayed there for a long time, but then the teacher saw it and took it down.
• You have no more friends because they got sick of hearing about Ron. (At least Kate loves Ron!)
• You stick your face up really close to a poster of him because thats the closest you'll ever be to him. (I just did that!)
• You also kiss the posters.
• You take photos of the posters so it looks like you've taken a picture of the real thing.
• You take the pictures to school and show them to all your friends and tell them that you met him on the weekend. (they don't normally believe you, only if they're really stupid. But it's nice to pretend!)
• You make Ron slide shows and show them to everyone who comes to your house.
• You make lots of Ron websites. (Mine were great but I don't know how to get them on the internet!)
• You just spent about 10 minutes talking non-stop about Ron on the phone to your cousin. (I did!)
• You even let your Ron figurine talk to her! (I did!)
• You told her your Ron figurine needed to use the bathroom. (I would have sat him on the toilet seat, but I was worried he'd fall in!)
• You make friends with anyone who loves Ron or Rupert. (I try to!)
• You sing songs about Ron/Rupert.
• You pack your bags and start walking to England in an etempt to find Ruperts house, until you realise that England is over-seas.
• You steal a boat and use it to get there, until you're caught by police.
• You write letters to him. Lots
• You try and find his email. If you do, you send him hundreds of love letters.
• Even better, you try and find his home address and send letters to him.
• You hate anyone who says something mean about Ron or Rupert.
• You have Ron/Rupert fanclubs.
• You dream about him all night and all day. (I do!)
• You dedicate your whole life to Harry Potter (and, in my case Star Wars). But especially RUPERT GRINT!!!! last 30 from Chelsea.
• You make make a website about Ron/Rupert and all your friends think you're stupid, cos you don't do anything else than updating it. (That's me...)
• When you dump your boyfriend because you want to go out with Rupert.
• You and your best friend plan to go halfway across England and search for Rupert's house (me and my friend are actually gonna do this in the easter holidays!)
• You know every single detail about Rupert; from what his house and sisters look like to what he has in his dressing room!
• Your friends know every single detail about Rupert, even if they don't like him.
• You literally pray to God to meet him and really mean it.
• You change your name to 'Ruperta' or 'Rupette'!
• You are suddenly really friendly to anyone with ginger hair, and if anyone says anything insulting about ginger people you get really mad and stick up for them.
• You are convinced that Rupert is your future husband and you even buy a ring and wedding dress and write invataions.
• You really hate Emma Watson (even though it's unfair) and everytime you see her you seethe with jealousy.
• You know him better than his own Mother does! You have tons of dreams about him hugging you and going out with you and then in the morning you get really frustrated when you see it really was just a dream!
• You write a song all about him and actually record it on to with backing music and everything with your Dad on his music system! (I actaully did this!)
• You pause it on his face when your watching Harry Potter and stare at it for hours.
• Everybody knows about your crush on him, even you gran and your teacher!
• when you print out every picture of him on the Internet.
• you find his screen name (i also have emmas dans and toms)
• you have three little action figures of them and you bring them to school with you
• you see someone that looks like him and go up and ask if they are related to him
• on you're website all you talk about is him and how much you love him
• you go to college in england just so you can be close to him
• everyone in your grade knows you as that girl that likes ron from harry potter
• you cover your binders and books with his pictures
• you have 3 sns that have to do with rupert
• you always find a way to relate everything to rupert/ron and really annoy people
• u beg ur parents 2 drive 2 Heartfordshire cos its only 1hour and a half away from where u live(but only if u live in england like me!!)
• u make a snowman and call it rupert and sit outside talkin 2 it all day and nite!!
• u get in trouble at skool 4 putting up posters of him and tellin ur teachers that normal wallpapers boring
• ur freinds try 2 lock u in a cupboard 4 talkin non stop about rupert!!
• these 4 were by nikki who is from england!! haa haa 2 all the americans who want 2 b over here!!
• Everytime the door opens when you're in class you look up and think Rupert is there to save you from all the teasing about liking him.... (I did that for about 10 months...)

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